About Talc

"Talcritic" is a portmanteau of the words "talc" and "critic," which is supposedly an oxymoron because talc is soft and critics are hard assholes. Talcritic, or Talc for short, has many other Internet aliases, which you shall never find.

This blog was mainly made as a port to release Talc's inner demons. If you are reading this, then you are probably a bot, because Talc would likely never give out this URL to anyone. Please don't take any offense at any offensive material in this blog, because you are on the Internet. Grow a pair. And apologies in advance for any eccentric material on this blog, but you are on a blog called "Too Much Madness and Too Little Time" after all.

So have fun. Eat some muffins. Don't go mad.

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